Almost every card I make is one of a kind.  I use original images from vintage dictionaries, magazines and yearbooks.  I glue the images to 100% recycled paper and individually hand stamp each letter onto the card.  Your card is truly unique and artisan-made---they are not copies or mass-produced!

 

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I love you even tho' (95)

This is really true love.  Let your beau/belle know you care! 

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With friends like you, who needs anemones? (94)

You don't need a weird sea-bottom dweller when you have wonderful friends.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Hey dude! You Are the party! (93)

For your friend who brings the party with him/her.  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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Here's my shit list (92)

Send a warning shot over the bow.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper. 

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I remembered! (91)

Celebrate remembering something important!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I like your booty (90)

I am sure you know someone with a really nice booty.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Why do they have to hog all the hedges? (89)

One of the mysteries of the ages.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Carbivore, and proud of it! (88)

I confess I am a cake and icing addict.  Are you one, too?

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Smile like a loris (87)

A great way to cheer up your monkey-loving friend!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I woke up like this (86)

We all know one of these.  May you are one? Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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I don't hate people (85)

I kinda feel this way on occasion, don't you?  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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You're so humourous! (84)

For your funny friend!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I love you even though you fart (83)

A true confession of love.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Love me, love my dog (82)

Deal-breaker.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I'm a frostitute (81)

For all those who eat cake for the icing!  Made with a Cavalini sticker and recycled paper.  Your cake may look slightly different.

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Cute, but psycho (80)

We all know one of these, right?  Made with a yearbook image and recycled paper. 

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Anit-Social Butterfly

I'm one of these and you probably know one or two, too!  Made with a Cavalini sticker and recycled paper.  Your butterfly may be slightly different.

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Dude! You're Killer! (78)

For a rad, bad friend.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.  Your shark image may be slightly different.

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Live slow (77)

Encouragement to stop and smell the roses.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Fish Tremble (76)

For your scary, skillful fisherman friend.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I with you a Happy Birthday (75)

It's a Happy Birthday even when you say it with a lisp!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Let's go (74)

Always a great pick-up line.  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper. 

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Smoking Cures Ham! (73)

Do you have a friend who needs an excuse to continue smoking?  Here goes!

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Adios, pantalones! (72)

Don't you love that free feeling when you take off your pantalones?

Made with a Sears Roebuck catalog image and recycled cardstock.

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Bee Happy (71)

We want everyone in our lives to bee happy, don't we?

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Bacon is healthy (70)

Who doesn't love bacon?  A great friendship card for someone who shares your love of fried pig fat.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Shave the Whales (69)

For you conservationist, eco-loving barber friends.  Made with a magazine image and recycled paper.  One of a kind. 

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Who shall I crap on today? (68)

Sometimes it's fun to fulfill your purpose.  In Poland it's good luck if a pigeon craps on you!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I pet puppies for Satan (67)

I know you do, too.

Made with a Cavallini sticker and recycled paper.  Image of puppies may be different, but still really cute!

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Vegan Badass (66)

Not every vegan is a wimp.  This one's a real badass.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Ho, ho, ho! (65)

A Christmas card for a gardening friend.

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Awesome things will happen (64)

A subtle hint.  Only for a friend who can handle it.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Como se llama? (63)

Who doesn't love a llama card?  Made with dictionary image and hand stamped on recycled paper.

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I put the stud in study (62)

We all knew someone like this in High School. 

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Play an accordion, go to jail (61)

Sorry to say the squeeze box is illegal in these parts. 

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Today's Gonna Be a Good Day! (60)

Make it happen by wearing your lucky undergarment!

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My heart says "yes" (59)

This describes me and several of my cake-lovin' friends.  Is it you, too?

Made with a cake sticker and recycled paper.  Your cake image may be slightly different, but equally as scrumptuous-looking.

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Lookin' sharp! (58)

Send a compliment to someone spiky today!  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.  Your porcupine image may be slightly different than shown.

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In case of zombies... (57)

Remind your friends to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper. (Your zombie fighting tools may be slightly different than those shown).

 

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You cetainly have something to crow about (56)

Congratulate a friend with a rooster card!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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You're awesome! (55)

Send an admiration card to someone who is the definition of awesome!  Made from a dictionary page and recycled paper.

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I got you a present (54)

My dog ate it!  An easy way out of getting a gift, right?

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Where is Easy Street? (53)

Maybe you have a friend who knows?  Made with a bit of vintage map and recycled paper. (Your map bit image may be slightly different than the one shown).

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What's up, chicken butt? (52)

It's fun to say this to a friend, but it's even more fun to send a picture of a chicken's butt.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Be Yourself (51)

Every friend could use some confidence boasting.

Painstaking alphabet stamping on recycled paper.

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I bin on a diet (50)

Ever feel this way when you've been on a diet?

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Hey there! (49)

Say hello and really mean it.  Our friends really love getting snail mail!  Made with a vintage ad image and recycled paper.

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You're so cute! (48)

For an adorable someone who may not know the definition of the word.

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Don't care (47)

We all have a really boring friend or two who could take the truth.  Spread the snark!  Made with a yearbook image and recycled paper.

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Whom? (46)

A grammatically correct owl.

Dictionary image on recycled card stock.

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Don't step in your own BS! (45)

Call a friend on his/her BS with humor!  Vintage catalog image on recycled paper.  Each card has a slightly different shoe style.

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You changed my life (44)

Just like a tadpole grows into a frog, someone has helped you grow.

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I screwed up! (43)

Everyone deserves an apology at some point, right?  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Dogs heal (42)

Dogs are the universe's gift to man!  Not only do they heel, but they heal!

Sticker from Cavallini Paper Company on recycled card stock. (Your doggie sticker may be different than the one shown, but just as cute!).

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You're snail mail worthy (41)

Hardly anyone sends letters or cards through the mail anymore.  Make someone feel special! Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I've been a horse's ass (40)

it smarts when we have to admit this, doesn't it?  But what better way to do so?  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Doing swell (39)

A swell friendship card to keep in touch with someone special.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Dog Bliss This Home (38)

My doggie blisses my home every day, all day---doesn't yours? (The doggie image on your card may be a different breed, but equally as awesome).

Dictionary image on recycled paper.

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Sombody has to be (37)

Didn't you know a girl like this in high school---or maybe YOU were that girl!

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I don't know what this is (36)

Don't you wish someone would splain this to you?  Made with dictionary image on recycled paper.

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Hoppy Birthday (35)

Perfect birthday card for a hoppy friend!.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper stock.  (Your rabbit image may be slightly different than the one depicted, but just as awesome).

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Be Positive! (34)

For the Debbie Downer in your llife...   Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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My favorite color (33)

We've all been there, right?

Made with a Sear's Catalog image on

recycled card stock.

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Chicka Chicka (32)

What jazz-lovin' chickens!  Perfect card for your musical friend.  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper. (The variety of chickens may be different on your card).

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4 out of 3 People (31)

Math is so hard.  Confound your math-challenged friends with this one.  Made with 150% (Gotcha!) recycled materials.

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Dogs, because people suck (30

I only like dogs. 

Ok, some people.

Dictionary image on recycled stock. 

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Don't Drink and Derive (29)

Math can be hazardous to your health!  I think your mathematician friend would love this card.  The illustration is from a vintage engineering text and I hand stamped the letters. 

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My two cents (28)

A gentle way to give advice...

Recycled card stock and a real American postage stamp.  Your stamp will be a little different than this, since all the stamps I use are authentic.

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Vegan Badass (27)

The first real vegetarian.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled cardstock. 

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Nature n' shit (26)

For all you lovers of nature, here's an all inclusive card.

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Bravo! (25)

I applaud you and so does my undergarment!  Dictionary image on recycled cardstock.  Handstamped.

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Hodor (24)

Yeah Game of Thrones fans!  Ever wonder what young Hodor looked like?

Made with a yearbook photo and recycled cardstock.  Your card may have a slightly different Hodor image, but he will still be a chunky, younger version of Hodor nonetheless.

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Meow Chicka (23)

Funky kitten, yeah!  Made with a sticker from Cavalina Paper Co. and recycled card stock.  Hand stamped message.

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B-9 (22)

I made this card in honor of a friend who was afraid of an upcoming biopsy. 

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You Rule! (21)

For your winning friends.  Made with a measuring tape and recycled card stock.

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To err is human (20)

Your dog always loves you, no matter what

Made with a dictionary image glued to recycled card stock.  Hand stamped.

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Eat Crow (19)

I have to eat it a lot.  I'm sure you know someone who should.  Made with a dictionary illustration and recycled card stock.  Hand stamped.

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I Hope You Feel Better (18)

Dogs heal, I mean heel.  Both!  Dictionary image on recycled card stock. Doggie image be different.  Hand stamped

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Sorry About Your Hair (17)

My hair looks just like this but it's red.  Only someone really special can get this card.  Yearbook photo on recycled card stock.

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Addicted to placebos (16)

Are you highly suggestible?  Yeah, me too.  Yearbook photo on recycled paper.  Hand stamped lettering.

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My Wiener (15)

We all compare.  Or maybe we're just talking about our dog's?

Recycled card stock with an original dictionary image.

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I Love Tacos So Much (14)

I could live on Mexican food and nuthin' else.  Yearbook photo on recycled cardstock.

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I love every part of you (13)

Wouldn't you like to have all your parts loved?  Old dictionary image glued onto recycled paper. Hand-stamped message. 

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I could give up cake (12)

I'm not a quitter either! 

Recycled paper and cake bits are from a cut up postcard. The cakebit on your card may look different, but it will still be delicious. Letters are hand stamped.  Price includes tax and shipping!

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Beam me up! (11)

Hey fellow Star Trek fans!  And dog fans!

Recycled card stock with dictionary image.

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Antidepressant (10)

So true! 

Made with recycled card stock and an image from Cavalini Paper Company.  Your puppy image may be different, but he'll be equally as cute.

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You'e not fat! (9)

Only a very special few could deserve this card.  Hand stamped and adorned with a one-of-a-kind dictionary image. Your walrus may be slightly different, but still fat.

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You're so fancy (8)

I love to say this to my friends when they're all dolled up.  This hand stamped card has a vintage dictionary drawing.

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I only have eyes (7)

The cut out eyes are from an old beauty magazine, and they called out for googly eyes.  This card is handstamped.

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I'm glad you're a friend (6)

Send some affection.

Dictionary image and recycled paper.  Your anemone may be slightly different, since I get the images from a variety of dictionaries. Hand stamped.

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Thank you (5)

Some people deserve a heartfelt thanks!

Made from a bit of old wrapping paper and a dictionary image, glued to recycled cardstock.  Letters are individually hand stamped.

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Don't be a stinker(4)

Only your friends will tell you if you are being a jerk!  Let them know with a cute skunk picture from the dictionary.  (Your skunk may be slightly different, but just as cute and stinky). On recycled card stock. 

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This is a sycone (3)

Just in case---here is a sycone, and I know you were wondering.  Dictionary image glued to recycled card stock, and hand stamped.

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Can I axe you sumtin'? (2)

We all use bad grammar on occasion.  Why not use it when you really need to know sumtin'?  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Let that shit go! (1)

Beautific encouragement to get on with it.  Made with a encyclopedia image and recycled paper.

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