A card for book lovers with big vocabularies. 

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Don't you hate these, too? 

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For your favorite crush, but not in a creepy way.  Made with a vintage map and recycled paper.  Your map may be slightly different from this, as I use original vintage maps and not copies.

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For that cute friend who loves books.  Made with a vintage illustration and recycled paper.

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Motivate someone with this special sea bird card!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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One of my favorite hobbies...   Made with a vintage yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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Dazzle them with science.  Made with an image from a vintage electronics textbook and recycled paper.  Your "scientist" may look slightly different because I use original images.

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For a friend who has done something really awesome.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Great singles ad, right?  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.  Your nerd may look different, but he will still be single and disease-free!

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This is really true love.  Let your beau/belle know you care! 

Individually letter stamped.

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You don't need a weird sea-bottom dweller when you have wonderful friends.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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For your friend who brings the party with him/her.  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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Send a warning shot over the bow.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper. 

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Celebrate remembering something important!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I am sure you know someone with a really nice booty.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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One of the mysteries of the ages.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I confess I am a cake and icing addict.  Are you one, too? Your cake may look slightly different thatn this one, but it will still be delicious.

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A great way to cheer up your monkey-loving friend!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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We all know one of these.  May you are one? Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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I kinda feel this way on occasion, don't you?  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper.

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For your funny friend!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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A true confession of love.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Deal-breaker, right?  Made with a dictionary image an recycled paper.

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For all those who eat cake for the icing!  Made with a Cavalini sticker and recycled paper.  Your cake may look slightly different, but this frosting will be just as thick.

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We all know one of these, right?  Made with a yearbook image and recycled paper. 

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I'm one of these and you probably know one or two, too!  Made with a Cavalini sticker and recycled paper.  Your butterfly may be slightly different.

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For a rad, bad friend.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.  Your shark image may be slightly different.

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Encouragement to stop and smell the roses.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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For the skillful fisherman/woman in your life.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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It's a Happy Birthday even when you say it with a lisp!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Always a great pick-up line.  Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper. 

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Do you have a friend who needs an excuse to continue smoking?  Here goes!

Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Don't you love that free feeling when you take off your pantalones?

Made with a Sears Roebuck catalog image and recycled cardstock.

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Aren't dogs better than drugs? 

Made with a Cavallini dog sticker and recycled paper.

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Who doesn't love bacon?  A great friendship card for someone who shares your love of fried pig fat.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Perfect card for just saying howdy.

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Sometimes it's fun to fulfill your purpose.  In Poland it's good luck if a pigeon craps on you!  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I know you do, too.

Made with a Cavallini sticker and recycled paper.  Image of kitties may be different, but still really cute!

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Not every vegan is a wimp.  This one's a real badass.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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A Christmas card for a gardening friend.

Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper. Your hoes might look a little different, but they will be equally as merry.

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A subtle hint.  Only for a friend who can handle it.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Who doesn't love a llama card?  Made with dictionary image and hand stamped on recycled paper. Your llama may look a little different, but he sill still be speaking Spanish.

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Please come back!  Perfect for that someone you can't live without.

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Sorry to say the squeeze box is illegal in these parts. 

Made with dictionary image and recycled paper. Your accordion player may be slightly different, as I get original images from various dictionaries!

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Make it happen by wearing your lucky undergarment!

Made with a yearbook photo and recycled paper. The nerd photo on your card may be different, but equally as nerdy.

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This describes me and several of my cake-lovin' friends.  Is it you, too?

Made with a cake sticker and recycled paper.  Your cake image may be slightly different, but equally as scrumptuous-looking.

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Send a compliment to someone spiky today!  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.  Your porcupine image may be slightly different than shown.

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We all know someone who does this regularly.  So tiring when that happens.

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I'm proud of how many days in a row I don't us math.  Here's a card to honor your lack of math use.  Made with a page from a vintage math book and recycled cardstock.

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Send an admiration card to someone who is the definition of awesome!  Made from a dictionary page and recycled paper.

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My dog ate it!  An easy way out of getting a gift, right?

Made with a puppy sticker and recycled cardstock.

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Maybe you have a friend who knows?  Made with a bit of vintage map and recycled paper. (Your map bit image may be slightly different than the one shown).

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It's fun to say this to a friend, but it's even more fun to send a picture of a chicken's butt.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper. Your chicken image may look different than this one but it will still have a butt.

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Every friend could use some confidence boasting.

Painstaking alphabet stamping on recycled paper.

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Say hello and really mean it.  Our friends really love getting snail mail!  Made with a vintage ad image and recycled paper.

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For an adorable someone who may not know the definition of the word.

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You can sing along with this card.

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A grammatically correct owl.

Dictionary image on recycled card stock.

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Call a friend on his/her BS with humor!  Vintage catalog image on recycled paper.  Each card has a slightly different shoe style.

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Just like a tadpole grows into a frog, someone has helped you grow.

Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Everyone deserves an apology at some point, right?  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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Dogs are the universe's gift to man!  Not only do they heel, but they heal!

Sticker from Cavallini Paper Company on recycled card stock. (Your doggie sticker may be different than the one shown, but just as cute!).

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Hardly anyone sends letters or cards through the mail anymore.  Make someone feel special! Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.

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it smarts when we have to admit this, doesn't it?  But what better way to do so?  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper.

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A swell friendship card to keep in touch with someone special.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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My doggie blisses my home every day, all day---doesn't yours? (The doggie image on your card may be a different breed, but equally as awesome).

Dictionary image on recycled paper.

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Didn't you know a girl like this in high school---or maybe YOU were that girl!

Made with old yearbook image and recycled paper.

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Have a large marine mammal help a friend get well.  Made with a dictionay image and recycled paper.  Your whale picture may be slightly different, but still really cool.

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Perfect birthday card for a hoppy friend!.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper stock.  (Your rabbit image may be slightly different than the one depicted, but just as awesome).

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For the Debbie Downer in your llife...   Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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We've all been there, right?

Made with a Sear's Catalog image on

recycled card stock.

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What jazz-lovin' chickens!  Perfect card for your musical friend.  Made with dictionary image and recycled paper. (The variety of chickens may be different on your card).

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Math is so hard.  Confound your math-challenged friends with this one.  Made with 150% (Gotcha!) recycled materials.

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I only like dogs. 

Ok, some people.

Dictionary image on recycled stock. 

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Math can be hazardous to your health!  I think your mathematician friend would love this card.  The illustration is from a vintage engineering text and I hand stamped the letters. 

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A gentle way to give advice...

Recycled card stock and a real American postage stamp.  Your stamp will be a little different than this, since all the stamps I use are authentic.

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The first real vegetarian.  Made with a dictionary image and recycled cardstock. 

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For all you lovers of nature, here's an all inclusive card.

Made with a dictionary image and recycled cardstock.

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I applaud you and so does my undergarment!  Dictionary image on recycled cardstock.  Handstamped.

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I may act all sweet and cute but I am on a mission for The Master!

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Funky kitten, yeah!  Made with a sticker from Cavalina Paper Co. and recycled card stock.  Hand stamped message.

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It's hard to show you're happy when you're a T-rex.

Hand stamped on recycled cardstock.

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For your winning friends.  Made with a measuring tape and recycled card stock.

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Your dog always loves you, no matter what

Made with a dictionary image glued to recycled card stock.  Hand stamped.

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I have to eat it a lot.  I'm sure you know someone who should.  Made with a dictionary illustration and recycled card stock.  Hand stamped.

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Dogs heal, I mean heel.  Both!  Dictionary image on recycled card stock. Doggie image be different.  Hand stamped

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My hair looks just like this but it's red.  Only someone really special can get this card.  Yearbook photo on recycled card stock.

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Are you highly suggestible?  Yeah, me too.  Yearbook photo on recycled paper.  Hand stamped lettering.

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We all compare.  Or maybe we're just talking about our dog's?

Recycled card stock with an original dictionary image.

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I could live on Mexican food and nuthin' else.  Yearbook photo on recycled cardstock.

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Wouldn't you like to have all your parts loved?  Old dictionary image glued onto recycled paper. Hand-stamped message. 

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I'm not a quitter either! 

Recycled paper and cake are from a cut up postcard. The cake on your card may look different, but it will still be delicious. Letters are hand stamped.  Price includes tax and shipping!

Lovable owl wants to spread the love.

Recycled card stock with dictionary image.

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So true! 

Made with recycled card stock and an image from Cavalini Paper Company.  Your puppy image may be different, but he'll be equally as cute.

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Only a very special few could deserve this card.  Hand stamped and adorned with a one-of-a-kind dictionary image. Your hippo may be slightly different, but still fat.

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I love to say this to my friends when they're all dolled up.  This hand stamped card has a vintage dictionary drawing.

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Definitely a felony.

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Send some affection.

Dictionary image and recycled paper.  Your anemone may be slightly different, since I get the images from a variety of dictionaries. Hand stamped.

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Some people deserve a heartfelt thanks!

Made from a bit of old wrapping paper and a dictionary image, glued to recycled cardstock.  Letters are individually hand stamped.

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Only your friends will tell you if you are being a jerk!  Let them know with a cute skunk picture from the dictionary.  (Your skunk may be slightly different, but just as cute and stinky). On recycled card stock. 

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A fishy Latin way of saying "have a nice day".  Made with a dictionary image and recycled paper.

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I hate not being able to eat cake because I don't have a fork!  Don't let this happen to you.  (your card might have a slightly different cake, but scrumptious none the less!). 

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Beautific encouragement to get on with it.  Made with a encyclopedia image and recycled paper.

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